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Binciken cikin rashin tsaro da bacin rai na ɗan fim ɗin wanda ya samo asali daga ɗayan mafi yawan shekaru na rarrabuwa, kuma mafi kyawun fina-finai.

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A wani matsayi a yau, zaku iya samun ni a Mafi Siyar da shinge daga hedkwatar Complex, tsabar kuɗi a hannu da abubuwan gani da aka saita akan samfur ɗaya musamman: kwafin DVD na Mike sihiri , wasan tsakiyar bazara mai tauraro Channing Tatum kuma Matiyu McConaughey . Ee, galibi riguna Channing Tatum da Matthew McConaughey. Kuma, a sake, wasa maza masu tsattsauran ra'ayi waɗanda ƙyallensu ya kawo tunanin Budweiser shida kuma waɗanda a kan matakin su ba ma yin kwarkwasa da dabara. Kuma, eh, tabbaci na ƙarshe: Ni namiji ne namiji.



Siyan zai yi wasa a ɗayan hanyoyi biyu. Abun da ya fi ƙarfin shine mai siyar da kuɗi, ko saurayi ne ko budurwa, ba tare da son sha'awa ba ya kwace DVD ɗin daga hannuna, ya ɗora shi akan firikwensin duba farashi, sannan a hankali ya kalle shi. Bayan haka, bayan ɗaukar sau biyu da sauri, shi ko ita za ta dube ni da wani abin ƙyama wanda ba zai iya zama mai ƙyalƙyali ba wanda ke tsayawa ga ɗan rashin cikakken ladabi, don kada su yi wa abokin ciniki mai biyan kuɗi laifi. Labari mai yuwuwa na biyu zai ƙunshi naku da gaske sanya DVD ɗin akan kan mai siyar da kuɗi sannan kuma nan da nan wasa tare da iPhone na don gujewa yin ido da ma'aikaci. Tunda ina da ƙarfin gwiwa a halin yanzu, tsohon zaɓin yana da alama.



Ba wai ban fahimci dalilin da yasa mafi kyawun ma'aikacin Siyarwa zai yi min horo tare da rikicewar ɓangarori da dariya da aka hana ba. Kalli kawai Mike sihiri Murfin akwatin: Harbi ne na Tatum, McConaughey, da coca stars Joe Manganiello , Matt Bome r , kuma Alex Pettyfer suna tsaye cikin aminci tare da kashe riguna, tsokoki sun kara jaddada, kuma sanye da baƙar fata kawai sama da kugu. Oh, kuma akwai kuma wata magana daga mai sukar NBC-TV Manny De La Rosa wanda ke cewa, 'Nishaɗi, zafi da sexy!' Wani mai amfani yayi sharhi akan gidan yanar gizon Best Buy har ma ya ce 'tabbas ɗaya ne ga' yan mata. ' Amma wannan ba dalili bane mutane su yi kamar ba na siyan sabon fim daga mashahurin darekta Steven Soderbergh amma, a maimakon haka, sabon faifan kide -kide na Chippendale. Ko kuma, ga masu karatun mu na duniya, sabon bidiyon bidiyo na gida daga takwarorin Chips 'Aussie,' Thunder from Down Under. '

Ta yaya zan sani game da ƙwararren masani a Australia? Domin na taba zuwa Las Vegas a baya, kuma na ga allunan talla suna tallata shirye -shiryensu masu tsada. Bugu da ƙari, Na je Sin City tare da abokai mata waɗanda suka halarci nunin su don ganin kansu ainihin abin da ke 'ƙasa,' duk da cewa ni da samari na ba za mu iya kulawa ba.

Ga abin: Babu wani dalilin da ya sa yakamata in yi tunanin wannan sosai game da siyan DVD mai sauƙi, mara laifi. Wannan yana zuwa daga mutumin da ya sayi duka biyun Cibiyar Mutum fina-finai ba tare da wani jinkiri ko tunani ba. Don haka me yasa na shagaltu da kare kai Mike sihiri ? Muna zaune a cikin al'umma da ke fama da rashin kwanciyar hankali. Komai yawan mawaƙan mawaƙa da yawa za su fito su ba da Frank Ocean props, gaskiyar ta kasance cewa yawancin maza ba su da sha'awar kallon wani abu da ke gabatar da wasu mutane azaman abubuwan jima'i, komai yanayin. A idanunsu, aikin kallo Mike sihiri yayi daidai da tafiya a kan titin Christopher Village na Greenwich Village ba tare da saka komai ba sai G-string da alamar gida da ke karanta, 'Ku zo ku same ni!' A zahiri, kodayake, fim ɗin da aka fi so yana nuna darekta a saman wasansa; sake kwace waƙoƙi, waƙa mai wayo-wayo da ya taɓa aiwatarwa a baya cikin walƙiya mai sauƙi kamar Ocean ta goma sha ɗaya kuma Mai Sanarwa , Soderbergh yana kula da tafiya mai daɗi. Ko da lokacin da aka gabatar da miyagun ƙwayoyi da tashin hankali, Mike sihiri ya kasance ba barazana ba.

Komai yawan mawaƙan mawaƙan mawaƙa sun fito suna ba Frank Ocean props, gaskiyar ita ce yawancin maza ba su da sha'awar kallon wani abu da ke gabatar da wasu mutane azaman abubuwan jima'i, komai yanayin.



Mafi mahimmanci, yana maraba da masu kallon kowane jinsi. Yana da muni sosai cewa kawai madaidaiciyar maza waɗanda za su yarda da wannan hangen nesa ko dai tsoffin masu sukar fim ne ko kuma finafinan ban sha'awa. Kodayake kasancewa cikin ƙungiyar ta ƙarshe na buƙatar fata mai kauri, don kada barbarar yara kamar 'Kuma na ci amanar kauna Jima'i da Gari , 'ko,' Gaba, za ku gaya mani in yi hayar Ajiye Abubuwan Sirri na Ryan , 'bar ku jin taushi fiye da gelatin.

Ba da wannan gwaji: Yi tafiya a kan cunkoson jama'a, titin birane, da gangan ku dakatar da mutane 10, ku tambaye su ko sun gani Mike sihiri . Idan da farko ba su san fim ɗin ba, ku gaya musu cewa ya shafi maza masu tsiri ne. Dubi maza da yawa nan da nan suna watsar da fim ɗin tare da dariya ko ƙaramar mug. Idan kuna jin babban buri, bi wannan tambayar tare da irin wannan Dutsen Brokeback . Ko kuma, mafi kyau duk da haka, idan suna da 'shahararren mutum murkushe' wanda suke son yarda.

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Komawa cikin Yuli, lokacin Mike sihiri An buɗe a gidajen wasan kwaikwayo, na je na gan shi da kaina ranar Asabar da yamma bayan buɗe Juma'a. An lullube ni da laifin da bai dace ba. Hankalina shine, idan na kama matinee a cikin gidan wasan kwaikwayo wanda babu wani abokina da ya taɓa ziyarta, to zan guji jin zagi daga gidan gyada mai kusanci. A mafi munin, groupsan ƙungiyoyin teenan mata matasa za su gan ni, su yi dariya a tsakanin su, su ci gaba da tafiya tare da hangen nesa cewa nan ba da daɗewa ba Channing Tatum zai yi rawa rabin tsirara a gaban su. Rashin tsaro na koyaushe yana cikin yankin ja, amma wasu da sauri suna wucewa daga 'yan mata rabin shekaruna ba za su taɓa karya ni ba. Idan zan iya jurewa yar uwata 'yar shekara 6 tana gaya min cewa ina buƙatar yin aure-albarkaci ruhin matashiyar da ta balaga-Zan iya jure komai daga jinsi.



Da zarar lokaci ya yi da zan sayi tikiti, mace mai matsakaicin shekaru a bayan rijistar ta nuna halin ko in kula wane fim nake so in gani. Amsar tawa: 'Daya don Mike sihiri , Don Allah.' Amsar ta nan take: 'Kun ce,' Daya '?' Yayin da na gyada kai don amsa eh, ta ba ni jahannama mai kaskanci, duba-wannan-pansy ido-ido. Ganawar ta ƙare tare da, 'Ok, to. Ji daɗin wasan. '

Kuma, ba don kawai muzanta ta ba, shine ainihin abin da na yi. Daya daga cikin mafi kyawun fina -finai na shekara zuwa yanzu, Mike sihiri yafi yawa fiye da fim ɗin 'Channing Tatum yana wasa fim ɗin namiji'. An kafa shi a hankali akan abubuwan da jarumin ya yi kafin Hollywood a matsayin mai rawa, yana da sauri da nishaɗi Paul Thomas Anderson wasan kwaikwayo na masana'antar batsa Boogie Dare (tare da samun damar ciki da wadata, haruffan da ba su da kyau) da na girbi Robert Altman cinema (tare da walwalarsa da ke fitowa daga tattaunawar dabi'a). A matsayin mai taken MVP na Tampa, FL, kulob din Xquisite, Tatum yana ba da kyakkyawa, ban dariya, da kyakkyawan aiki; bayan tabbatar da kyautarsa ​​don wasan barkwanci na gofball a wannan shekarar ma ta farko 21 Jump Street , tauraron mai shekaru 32 yana haskakawa ko'ina Mike sihiri , ya kafa kansa a matsayin mai yin wasan kwaikwayo wanda ya shahara kamar yadda ake yi masa ba'a. Lokacin da kuka kasance tsohon Abercrombie & amp; Samfurin Fitch wanda ya sami ratsin sa (da wuri a cikin dabaru na mata da yawa) suna wasa cikin ƙyalli mai daɗi kamar Dear John kuma Mataki Up , za a daure ku da sauran maza (masu kishi).

Yana da cikakkiyar dacewa ga Tatum wanda ya fi nuna Mike sihiri Abokin aikin tauraruwa shine Matthew McConaughey, ƙwararren ɗan wasan kwaikwayo wanda ƙyallen sa ya sanya shi cikin jerin 'Mafi yawan Mutum Mai Rai' fiye da kuri'un Oscar. An gan shi kuma ya ji rabon sa na masu sukar fim a cikin shekaru da yawa, amma duk da haka ya yi amfani da vitriol don sanya 2012 ya zama guguwa ta manyan wasannin kwaikwayo a fina-finan aji-A. A cikin abubuwan da ba a tantance ba, NC-17 baƙar fata Kashe Joe , alal misali, McConaughey ya nuna girman kai yana nuna ɗaya daga cikin haruffan da ba za a taɓa mantawa da su ba na shekara, datti ɗan sanda wanda ya haskaka a matsayin mai kisa da kwangilar cin zarafin mata da soyayyen kaza. Amma wannan mummunan abin amfani da kaji ya zama kwatankwacin kwatankwacin aiki, mai hikima, ga ƙarfin McConaughey Mike sihiri juya a matsayin mai makirci Xquisite maigidan Dallas, ɗan wasan kwaikwayo mai ƙyalli wanda shi ma yana da haɗari a hankali. Idan Mike sihiri yana da hangen nesa na jama'a fiye da 'wannan fim ɗin ɗan fim ɗin,' aikinsa a matsayin Dallas zai sa McConaughey ya zama takalmi don fitowar Mai ba da Tallafi Mai Kyau ya zo Janairu, lokacin da aka ba da sanarwar lambar yabo ta Academy. Kamar yadda yake tsaye, kodayake, yana da dogon harbi.

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Da yake magana game da Big Dick Richie, godiya ga Mike sihiri marubucin allo Reid Carolin don samun gallun mara kunya don amfani da irin wannan sunan mai ban tsoro. Lokacin da nake magana da abokai bayan na ga fim ɗin, na yi mamakin yadda na ambaci moniker na Manganiello akan allo. 'Oh, sannan akwai Big Dick Richie,' in ce, tare da sha'awar, 'kuma yana da wasu al'amuran nishaɗi.' Kuna tsammanin maimakon in ce, 'Big-D Richie,' kamar ɗan Caucasian ya maye gurbin kalmar N da 'ninja.' Ta'aziyata tare da amincewa da babban memba na Richie yakamata a yabawa masu shirya fina -finai kai tsaye saboda kwance damarar halin halayyar. Yanayin da ya haɓaka haɗin gwiwa da hannu tare da famfo ana wasa don dariya, kuma, da zarar kun shawo kan mamakin farko, hoot ne.

Wani abin da abokaina ba su sani ba shi ne cewa Tatum da abokan wasansa na wasan kwaikwayo suna baje kolin dabi'un halitta da sauƙaƙƙiyar sunadarai, waɗanda aka kama ta lokuta da yawa na ban mamaki na bango na bango da ayyukan raye-raye. Yana da wahala fim ya sami duk wasu haruffa masu ƙauna gaba ɗaya- Mike sihiri yana da aƙalla bakwai. Don haka menene idan haka kawai suke faruwa don ciyar da yawancin lokacin fim ɗin a cikin ƙaramin sutura? A duk lokacin da suke kan mataki, masu motsi da masu girgiza fim ɗin na iya yin biris da abubuwan da aka lalata, amma suna sane da cewa abin da suke yi abin ba'a ne. Duk wani bangare ne na wasan kwaikwayo da ke farantawa mata rai. Daga qarshe, haruffa, kuma, a lokaci guda, 'yan wasan da kansu, ba sa jin kunya.

A duk lokacin da suke kan mataki, masu motsi da masu girgiza fim ɗin na iya yin biris da abubuwan da aka lalata, amma suna sane da cewa abin da suke yi abin ba'a ne. Duk wani bangare ne na wasan kwaikwayo da ke farantawa mata rai.

Hakanan Tatum, McConaughey, Soderbergh, da duk wanda ke da hannu Mike sihiri - dukkan su sun fito fili sun tattauna irin nishaɗin da harbin ya yi, da kuma yadda suke alfahari da samfurin da aka gama. Cikin Nishaɗi Mako -mako ta Mike sihiri Labarin rufe fuska, Tatum ya yi tunani game da harbin: 'Yan fim, gabaɗaya, idan mun gama al'amuran mu da wuri wata rana, za mu koma gida. Musamman lokacin raye -raye - muna can muna taya kowa murna. ' Yana da sauƙi a ga me yasa.

Fellas, kalli matan da siram Tatum da McConaughey ke kwanciya akan gado kowane dare lokacin da basa kan shirin fim: Jenna Dewan Tatum kuma Hoton Camila Alves . Idan mazan da za su iya jan kajin da zafi mai zafi ba za su ji kunya ba Mike sihiri , me yasa duk wani samari da suka haɗu da huɗu da biyar a ramukan ruwa na gida zasu sami matsala? Idan wani abu, wannan yakamata a yi amfani da shi azaman kayan motsawa. Filin tallace -tallace na rakiyar: 'Yi bayanin kula, abokai, kuma wataƙila wata rana ku ma, za ku iya samun yarinyar da ta yi kama da Jenna Dewan Tatum.'

Waɗannan abokaina maza -waɗanda ba shakka za su yi mini horo don rubuta wannan yanki tun farko - ba za su taɓa fahimtar abin da ya sa fim ɗin Soderbergh ya zama abin tunawa na musamman ba har sai sun shawo kan rashin tsaro, zauna tare da rarrabuwa ba tare da rarrabuwa ba, da kallo Mike sihiri don kansu. Abin baƙin ciki hakan ba zai faru nan ba da daɗewa ba. Ba muddin Channing Tatum da kamfani suka yiwa DVD da Blu-ray gaban gaba tare da kumburin ciki. Sun fi so Nishaɗi Mako -mako mai suka Owen Gleiberman '' Quote a kan murfin na Dandalin Dan Adam 2 (Cikakken jerin) DVD, wanda ke karantawa, 'Za a sami Marquis de Sade gagging cikin popcorn… Zai iya zama mafi kyawun B-fim da aka taɓa yi. ' Kuma jira kawai har sai sun ji labarin kajin tsirara a cikin fim ɗin! Don haka menene idan suna kan gwiwowinsu ba don jin daɗi ba amma saboda hakan yana sauƙaƙa don a yi wa bakinsu tiyata a kan derriere na wata mata? Muddin babu dudes a ranar haihuwar da ta dace da kujerun hawa a bango, duk yana da kyau - daidai ne?

Wannan karshen mako, yayin da nake kallo Mike sihiri shi kaɗai, a gida, yana godiya da dimbin ƙarfin silima, Zan yi tunanin duniyar da duk mutanen hetero ke iya samun abin dariya a cikin Big Dick Richie da fam ɗin azzakarinsa. Ko kuma ganin Matthew McConaughey yana girgiza rigar ciki na spandex kuma yana koyar da sabuwar rawa mai rawa a cikin yanayin taɓawa, ɗan kama-ja-ja. Kuma a cikin wannan mafarkin, zan iya siyan DVD a Best Buy kuma ba jin kamar ina zaune a jere na gaba a Chris Rock tsayuwar tsaye sanye da 'I Love Mitt Romney 'T-shirt.

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