Teenage Mutant Ninja Kunkuru An Yi Gasa-Gasa da Ƙarin Cheesy (A Review)

Matasa Mutant Ninja kunkuru

0 1.5fita daga5taurari Darakta: Jonathan Liebesman Tauraro: Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner, Danny Woodburn, Abby Elliott, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Pete Ploszek, Alan Ritchson, Minae Noji, Whoopi Goldberg, Tohoru Masamune, Johnny Knoxville (murya) Mawallafin allo (s): Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec, Evan Daugherty Tsawon Lokaci: Minti 101 Ranar Saki: 8 ga Agusta, 2014 Matsayin MPAA: PG-13

Daga cikin duk fa'idodin ikon mallakar da Hollywood ta yi ƙoƙarin yin ta har abada har sai sun shaƙa, Matasa Mutant Ninja kunkuru yakamata ya zama ɗayan mafi sauƙi don wargazawa da tattarawa daga karce. Matsayin na iya zama kamar ba shi da ma'ana don haɗawa da manyan masu sauraro: kunkuru huɗu suna canzawa zuwa mayaƙan karate na ɗan adam (wanda ba shi da kama sosai) kuma suna zaune a cikin magudanar Manhattan a ƙarƙashin tutelage na maigidansu mai rauni. Amma ɗayan manyan shekarun nan shine fim ɗin da ke magana game da ragon magana da bishiya mai jin daɗin harbi ta sararin samaniya, don haka komai. Muhimmin abu shine cewa madaidaicin madaidaicin madaidaiciyar dabi'a ce, kuma an tilasta musu zama a ƙarƙashin ƙasa saboda kasancewar su zai tsoratar da jama'a da suka yi rantsuwa don karewa.



Kuma ko da yake su jarumai ne a cikin rabin harsashi, su ma yara ne na bala'i, an yanke su daga duk abin da ya yi kama da rayuwar zamantakewa ta yau da kullun. Baya ga mai ba da rahoto mai ban tsoro Afrilu ONeil ( Megan Fox ) da wasu 'yan tsirarun mutane, Turtles kawai haɗi zuwa duniyar da ke sama da su ta hanyar duk ɓatattun ɓoyayyun al'adun pop da suke faruwa da su tsakanin yaƙi da mummunan Shredder ( Tohoru Masamune . Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, da Donatello, yayin da koyaushe suke da alaƙa da girman sunayen sunayensu na farfadowa, cikakke ne na duniyar da ke kewaye da su. Michelangelos Cowabunga! Kalmomin kalma ba kalma ce kawai da ya ɗauka yana zagayawa a titunan New York a ƙarshen ƙarshen 80s - ɗan ƙaramin kitsch ɗin da ya rataya kamar raftan rayuwa, abin da kawai ya haɗa shi da rayuwa kamar yadda yake rayuwa da hasken rana. Yana son Arielle a ciki Ƙananan Yarima , duk cokali amma babu dan sarki. Matasa Mutant Ninja kunkuru yakamata koyaushe ya kasance a shirye don sake kunnawa, saboda Turtles kansu an bayyana su ta halitta ta yanzu.

Abin takaici, wannan shine kawai abin da darektan Jonathan Liebesman s Matasa Mutant Ninja kunkuru yayi daidai, kuma yana daidaita shi ta duk hanyoyin da ba daidai ba. Fim ɗin yana ba da sabis na leɓe mai sauri ga duwatsun taɓawar al'adu na kwanan nan, a mai da hankali kada a haɗa wani abu na kwanan nan har ya fara jin kamar ɗan iska (walƙiya ɗaya tana ganin Turtles suna kallon bidiyon Gwen Stefanis Hollaback Girl a cikin shagon nuni). Amma ainihin matsalar anan ba yadda take ambaton kiɗa da nunin TV ba - yadda take Matasa Mutant Ninja kunkuru yana ba da labari mai zurfi ta mafi munin halayen fina -finai na zamani, tare da waiwayi lokacin fim ɗin bazara ta madubin nishaɗi (rage nishaɗin) wanda kawai ke nuna mafi munin fasali.



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Don masu farawa, Liebsman yayi ƙoƙarin mayar da kunkuru zuwa asalinsu mai ban dariya ta hanyar sanya wannan ya zama ɗaya daga cikin waɗancan 'gritty' reboots, amma, kamar yadda ya saba da daraktan (duba: Yaƙi: Los Angeles , Fushin Titans ), ba zai iya yin zaɓi ba. Lokacin da fim ɗin ya fara, Birnin New York yana zaune a ƙarƙashin ɗan yatsan ƙafar ƙafar, tituna ana tsammanin ba su da aminci wanda a zahiri lokaci ne kawai farar hula ke cikin kowane hatsari komai lokacin da aka yi amfani da su don yin lalata da kunkuru. Don murkushe wannan mummunar matsalar, magajin garin ya yi kwangilar hamshakin attajirin nan mai suna Eric Sacks ( William Fichtner ) don taimakawa ta hanyar yin ... wani abu. Irin sa mara kyau. Amma duk abin da yake, Tabbas ba za a yi shi ba saboda a bayyane yake mugunta ce (tuna, William Fichtner; kuma, yana girgiza Nicolas Cage a Na gaba duba, wanda ba alama ce mai kyau ba).

A cikin babban hadisin Mai ban mamaki Spider-Man da abin da yake so, komai yana da alaƙa ta wata hanya ta wauta wanda ke hana makircin yin wani abu ba tare da tabbas ba. Jakunkuna, ya zama, abokan haɗin gwiwa ne tare da mahaifin Aprils, wanda ya mutu a cikin wuta mai ban mamaki da ta cinye binciken su. Fina -finai da yawa na baya -bayan nan sun yi amfani da ra'ayin cewa ƙirƙirar alaƙa ya fi sauƙi fiye da haɓaka su, kuma sanar da tarihin raba tsakanin haruffa ya fi sauƙi fiye da sanya shi mahimmanci, amma kaɗan ne suka yi hakan da irin wannan rashin son kai.

Waɗannan kurakuran za su fi sauƙi a yi biris da su idan Turtles ɗin da kansu sun haskaka da duk wani makamashin da ya fara ba su damar juyewa zuwa na al'ada. Anan, 'yan'uwan huɗu ba haruffa bane kamar yadda suka yi yawa, launin sa hannun su ana amfani da shi azaman kullun a duk lokacin da rubutun yayi kasala don gano su. Theres Donatello (mai tausayawa), Michelangelo (mara hankali), Raphael (wanda yayi kama da Bret Michaels), da Leonardo (wanda yayi kama da cikakken balagagge) Johnny Knoxville , saboda, da kyau, Johnny Knoxville ne ya furta shi). Dukansu suna da musculature na The Rock, suna tafiya tare da ingantaccen ruwa na Transformers, kuma suna sadarwa ta hanyar banfunci mai ban mamaki na ... Michael Bay suna kan wannan abu duka, tare da Liebesman yana nuna duk ƙimar maigidansa amma babu wani hangen nesan sa). Halittar abin ƙyama da gaske, shine Splinter, wanda da alama an gina shi daga polygons da suka rage daga waɗanda aka yi amfani da su don ƙirƙirar Yoda a cikin 2002s Harin Clones .



Ga finafinan da ake yabawa, jerin ayyukan da yake taɓarɓarewa tsakanin su suna ƙaruwa da juna, kuma biyun na ƙarshe ma suna da lokacin da zai yiwu a faɗi wanda ke yin abin (me yasa ba a kan tebur ba). CG ɗin da aka kama yana ba Turtles damar yin kowane irin zane mai ban dariya wanda ba zai yiwu ga magabatan su na rayuwa ba, gami da jerin tsararraki guda ɗaya inda suke hawan dutsen kankara.

Kuma duk da haka, kaɗan daga cikin abubuwan da haruffa ke motsawa. Duk abin daidai ya faru , kuma babu wani abu daga ciki. An jefa Shredder mai ɓarna sau ɗaya cikin rubutun kamar typo, spikes a kan kayan yaƙi kawai maki. Zan Arnett ya nuna kamar abokin aikin Aprils/sha'awar soyayya, amma fim ɗin yana kula da shi ko da ƙasa da yadda kuke so. Mafi kyawun yanayi a ciki Matasa Mutant Ninja kunkuru kawai kunkuru ne ke hawa a cikin lif, bugun dambe da zama kansu. Sashinsa ne kawai na fim ɗin da ya fahimci cewa Turtles ba kawai duniyar da ke kewaye da su ta ayyana su ba, sun kuma yi imanin cewa darajar sa ɗaya ce.

David Ehrlich shine Babban Edita Ƙananan Ƙarya kuma marubuci mai matukar mahimmanci marubucin fim mai zaman kansa. Abubuwan da yake so sun haɗa da fina -finai game da fina -finai, New York Rangers, da sake amfani da irin wannan mummunan yanayin rayuwa har ya mutu. Ya yi tweets nan .