Matsayin Maɗaukakin Cikakken Maɗaukaki na Game of Thrones

Wasan Al

A cikin 2016, idan kuna da babban wasan kwaikwayo na kebul, dole ne ku sauke trou. To, idan ke mace ce, wato. Babu wani wasan kwaikwayo a talabijin wanda ya ninka tsiraicinsa kamar Wasan Al'arshi , wanda zai dawo don wani kakar cike da jarirai, nono da dodanni a wannan Lahadin.



Wasan kwaikwayo na fantasy na HBO ya daɗe yana shan suka game da tsiraicin hoto, tashin hankalin jima'i da tashin hankali a duk tsawon shekaru shida da ya haifar da masu suka da yawa don yin tambaya game da labarin (ko kuma su yi watsi da shi gaba ɗaya) na masu nuna fina -finai David Benioff da D.B. Weiss. Amma wanene ya damu game da mummunan azaba na tashin hankali lokacin da zaku iya nutsewa cikin tekun kumburi!

Lokaci -lokaci, mata za a jefar da ƙashi (barkwancin dick kawai suna yin muni) akan GoT a cikin fakitin fakitin shida na marigayi Jon Snow da Robb Stark; da buns na Jaime Lannister da Daario Naharis; ko kuma halayyar wayewa ta Oberyn Martell (RIP). Amma waɗancan lokuttan kaɗan ne da nisa tsakanin kwatankwacin yawan mata da CIKIN CIKI. Wani lokaci- da wuya - idan muka yi sa’a, za mu sami madaidaicin harbi na gaba. Ita ce mafi girman tsiraici a cikin nishaɗi, balle a kan wannan wasan. Kuma yakamata ayi bikin. Don haka, yayin da wasan kwaikwayon ke jefa kumburi bayan buguwa a fuskokinmu, za mu ci gaba da mai da hankali mu kuma sa ido kan 'yan dicks ɗin da ke ciki. Wasan Al'arshi .



Theon

Kashi: The Wolf and the Lion (Season 1, Episode 5)
Matsayin Eggplant:



Tun da OG Theon ya kasance irin wannan prick, yana da ma'ana cewa prick ɗin sa shine farkon da muke gani! (Samu shi ?!) Yana zaune a kusa da post-coitus tare da HBIC Ros, wanda korarsa ta yau da kullun da amincewa da halayen jima'i na Tyrions ya fi ban sha'awa fiye da Theons (daga baya ya ɓace) sassan jikin.

Guy mai siyar da ruwan inabi

Kashi: 'Kunyi Nasara ko Kun Mutu' (Yanayi na 1, Kashi na 7)
Matsayin Eggplant:



Lokacin da na yi shawara TAFI masana dick, sun ambaci wannan yanayin kuma sun ambace shi a matsayin tsirara wanda ke ƙoƙarin kashe Dany. ' Tun da na manta cewa wannan ya faru, na yi tunanin wani tsirara zai zahiri ya kawo mata hari, wanda ke da ban tsoro (da kyakkyawar muhawara don daina kallon TAFI ). Don haka na yi mamakin cewa yana tsirara saboda suna azabtar da shi.

Hodor

Kashi: 'Ƙarshen Ƙarshe' (Yanayi na 1, Kashi na 8)
Matsayin Eggplant:



Hodor yana da kyau sosai amma ganin dick ɗin sa, koda a cikin uh, ma'ana mai ban dariya, ba lallai bane. Shin wannan shine daidai damar dama? Akalla idan aka sake duba taken taken The Pointy End ya dace.

Karuwan Maza Ser Loras

Kashi: 'Kissed by Fire' (Yanayi na 3, Kashi na 5)
Matsayin Eggplant:



Idan sun kasance masu wuce gona da iri a nan (kuma a bayyane suke) Na yi farin ciki da cewa akwai lokacin ganin wani tsirara (namiji) akan wannan wasan wanda a zahiri yake zafi!

Random Flasher Guy

Kashi: 'Rahamar Uwa' (Yanayi na 5, Kashi na 10)
Matsayin Eggplant:

saman 10 duk lokacin nba 'yan wasa

Kawai babu. (Hakanan, zamu iya magana game da yadda kashi 80 na dicks akan wannan wasan suna cikin haruffa waɗanda da kyar suke da layi? Ina NikolajCoster-Waldau dong? Me kuke ce, dik ɗin MichielHuisman? Ko kuma mafi yawan ku, JON SNOW?)

Wallahi! Shi ke nan! Wataƙila da kyau ku sami dick na shida don ƙarawa cikin jerin wannan sabuwar kakar - dick ɗaya a kowace kakar ya ishe mu ko ta yaya. Ba ma son tambaya yi yawa . Ku zo kan nono!