Tattaunawa Mai edaya Withaya Tare Da Johnny Depp Game da Lone Ranger (Wani Fushin Magoya Bayan)

Ƙarfin da aka nuna a ko'ina Lone Ranger ya fi dacewa a taƙaice ta ɗaya daga cikin abubuwan da suka fi burge yanayi. Fita kan manufa tare da ɗan'uwansa na Texas Ranger (James Badge Dale), lauyan gundumar John Reid (Armie Hammer) yana samun ɗan abin da ya yi ciniki da shi: ƙungiyoyin ɓarayi masu ɓarna, waɗanda ɓataccen ɓacin rai Butch Cavendish ke jagoranta. (William Fichtner), sun yi wa Reids da abokan aikin sa masu gadin, harbin harsasai a cikin mutane, cikin dawakai, ba tare da wani mutum mai numfashi ya taɓa ba. Muguntar jerin ba daidai ba ne ga mai toshewar bazara na Disney - yana da An gafarta butan'uwan John, Dan, yana cikin numfashinsa na ƙarshe lokacin da Cavendish ya tsaya a samansa, yana shirye don ɗaukar fansa don Dan ya tura shi gidan yari, yana huci, 'sometauki wani abu' daga gare ni, na karɓi wani 'daga gare ku.' Sannan ya yanke zuciyar Dan tare da hauka doguwar wuka. Johnny, menene wannan?



To an fada. Wannan shine ainihin abin da John Reid mai mutuwa dole ne yayi tunani yayin da yake kallon ɗan'uwansa ya mutu. Amma kuma, Lone Ranger Fim ɗin Disney ne tare da adadi na aiki tare. Fiye da dacewa, yanayin yana juyawa zuwa madaidaiciyar madaidaiciya sau ɗaya Tonto (Johnny Depp) ya nuna don bincika ɓarna. Tare da farin doki na musamman a tsaye, Tonto ya binne gawarwakin; doki, yana iya gane 'masu tafiya ruhu' (mutanen da suka mutu, suna walƙiya da hangen nesa, sannan su dawo cikin rayuwa), ya nuna John Reid a matsayin gawa mai shirin sake farkawa. Bayan wauta da baya tsakanin Tonto da abokinsa (wannan shine dokin), Comanche Indian ya haɗa jikin John zuwa doki kuma suka ja John a cikin dutsen hamada, inda za'a tashe shi a matsayin The Lone. Ranger.



Dokin ya tsaya don sauke wasu koren turd. Yayin da dukkansu ke ci gaba, jikin John da ba shi da rai yana birgima a kan tabo. Ya kamata ku yi dariya - kuna tsammanin za ku iya mantawa game da wannan hoton na Cavendish yana yaye zuciyar Dan Reid. Ko kuma wataƙila idan ƙyallen punchline ya kasance abin dariya. Ba haka bane. Babban bala'i ne, kallon yara yana kawo ƙarshen kisan gilla. Duk wani tunani akan hakan, Johnny?



Ji shine juna. A cikin mintina 140, Lone Ranger shi ne smorgasbord na kasawa. Kusa da canjin da aka ambata na mutuwa-cikin-shit akwai wasu lokutan da ba a dace ba, samfuran rubutattun rubutattun rubutattun wa masu rubutun allo guda uku waɗanda ke ƙoƙarin zama abubuwa da yawa amma ba za su iya cim ma ɗayansu ba. Kusa da ƙarshen fim ɗin, akwai babban jerin yaƙi inda ɗimbin 'yan Indiyawan Comanche ke caje kan fararen sojoji masu ɗauke da bindigogi, bindigogi, da bindigogi. Ana harbi mutane har lahira, ƙyanƙyashe suna makale a ƙirji. Yawan jiki yana da yawa. Mawaƙa mai ban sha'awa, tana nuna kowane harbin bindiga da rasa rai, yana nuna girmamawa ga kyakkyawan fim ɗin Yaƙin Basasa na 1989 Tsarki ya tabbata , wato yaƙinsa na ƙarshe a Fort Wagner.

Sannan, bayan wasu lokuta, akwai dokin John Reid/Dokin Lone Ranger, Azurfa, yana tsaye a kan reshen bishiya, kasancewar duk abin jin daɗi ne, yana sa Tonto ya ce, 'Wani abu ba daidai ba ne da wannan dokin.' Duk da haka kuma, ba abin ban dariya bane, amma, a maimakon haka, rashin lafiya da lalaci.



Yayin karanta rubutun, Johnny, tabbas kun tsaya kun ce wa kanku, 'Yaro, waɗannan abubuwan barkwanci da guguwa suna da ban tsoro.' A'a? Kun kasance a cikin fina -finai masu ban dariya a baya, kuma kun kasance cikin wasan kwaikwayo masu ƙarfi - ba ku fahimci duk abin da ke damunsa ba Lone Ranger ?

Ashe? Problemsaya daga cikin matsalolin fim ɗin shine cewa da alama kun damu da yawa - kamar a ciki, yawan wuce gona da iri yana jan hankali. Wanne, don darajar ku, nasara ce a cikin kanta, tunda Tonto yana ba da komai tare da takurawa, lamuran da aka ba da ido da ido. Wannan shine mafi munin aikin ku, lokaci guda ya saba da duk wanda ya ga guda ɗaya 'Yan fashin teku na Caribbean rabe -rabe da matsananciyar 'wasa,' kamar kuna ƙoƙarin tsinewa sosai don sanya yara a cikin masu sauraro dariya. A karo na farko da kuka yi wasa Kyaftin Jack Sparrow, wannan zancen da kansa ya kasance abin nishaɗi, har ma da cancantar Oscar. Yanzu, bayan kun murƙushe irin wannan juyi kamar Willy Wonka, Mad Hatter, da Barnabas Collins, an buga shi. Tunatarwa mara daɗi game da abin da kuka taɓa kasancewa.



Kuna ji da kanku? Kuna da ma'ana. Lone Ranger yana buƙatar Johnny Depp na tsohuwar, abin dogaro mai dogaro wanda zai iya ɗaukar kowane fim akan kafadunsa kamar hawainiya. Abokin aikinku, kyakkyawan kyakkyawan saurayi Armie Hammer, ba shine babban mutum ba. Kyakkyawan ɗan wasa mai goyan baya, tabbas, kamar yadda aka gani a ciki Social Network kuma, zuwa mafi ƙanƙanta, J. Edgar , amma babu shugaban kai. A matsayinsa na mai taken Lone Ranger, ya fita daga cikin abubuwan sa-shi ɗan wasan kwaikwayo ne mai ban sha'awa wanda aka ba shi aikin sayar da ɗimbin fuskokin fuskokin fuskoki da tattaunawar jarumi hammy wanda ya fi dacewa da wani kamar Nathan Fillion. Tare, ba ku ne Sabbin Ma'aurata ba-kun kasance marasa daidaituwa kuma ba tare da sunadarai ba kamar Tom Cruise da Katie Holmes.



Yayi, wataƙila hakan ya ɗan yi zafi, amma da fatan za a gane cewa wannan ya fito ne daga wurin fandom da aka azabtar. Mafi kyawun fim ɗin ɗan gandun daji a can? Donnie Brasco , tabbas. Daya daga cikin mafi kyawun wasan kwaikwayon '90s wanda babu wanda yayi magana akai? Aikinku a matsayin Edward D. Wood, Jr., mugun darekta mai ban tsoro, a cikin baccin Tim Burton Ed Wood . Lokacin ya yi da za a yi kwanciyar hankali kusa da wifey don daren fim mai dakuna? Cakulan koyaushe babban zaɓi ne. Fina -finanku na baya -bayan nan, ko? Ajiye don Matsayi (2011) da wancan ɗan takaitaccen abin tunawa a cikin bara 21 Jump Street , finafinanku na ƙarshe sun tsotse, daga rashin jin daɗi ( Littafin Rum ) zuwa gajiya mai ban tsoro ( Yawon shakatawa ).

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Yana da kyau ku sani. Kwanan nan, ana jin kamar kun fi damuwa da yin kuɗaɗe masu sauƙi fiye da ƙalubalantar kanku a matsayin ɗan wasan kwaikwayo. Tuna baya a watan Mayu 2011, lokacin da rashin jin daɗin mu ya ƙare 'Yan fashin teku na Caribbean: A kan Tides Stranger ya yi wahayi zuwa laƙabin 'Captain Wack'? Lokacin da muka ba da shawarwari goma don taimaka muku sake dawo da ƙaunataccen J-Depp swagger?

M, yawa? Tafi hanyoyi biyu. Ci gaba da yin sumul kamar Lone Ranger kuma zan faɗi daidai.

Wanda shine dalilin da yasa muke kallon taurarin fina -finan da muka fi so da masu shirya fina -finai don samar mana da manyan hanyoyin tserewa. Akwai lokacin da mutane kamar ku da Will Smith za a iya ƙidaya su don yin hakan. Filashi zuwa 2001 - kuna kashe shi a matsayin mai safarar hodar iblis George Jung Ku busa , kuma Big Willie Style yana ta yawo da Kwalejin ta hanyar nuna girman Muhammad Ali a cikin tarihin rayuwar Michael Mann mai ban sha'awa. Amma . A yau, yana yin waya da shi tare da mummunan farfagandar Scientology - yana jin daɗin sanin hakan Lone Ranger shine samar da Christopher Nolan idan aka kwatanta da Bayan Duniya . Wannan ba ya ba da uzuri, ko da yake.

Yana faruwa ga mafi kyawun baiwa a Hollywood, tsohuwar aboki. Kawai kalli finafinan kwanan nan waɗanda daraktocin da suka shahara kamar George A. Romero da John Carpenter suka yi. Muryar G.O.D. Morgan Freeman ba tare da wata fa'ida ba ya ba da labarin buɗe munanan 2011 Conan Barbara sake gyara. Robert De Niro da John Travolta suna da fim ɗin schlocky mai suna Lokacin Kisa fitowa a wannan watan wanda yayi kama da madaidaiciya zuwa DVD amma zai buɗe a cikin gidan wasan kwaikwayo don kowa yayi watsi da shi. Da yawa daga cikin masana'antun sun lalace sosai yayin da shekaru suka shuɗe, amma ga abin, Johnny: Kai ɗan shekara 50 ne kawai (Ok, wannan ɗan ƙaramin tsoho ne.)

Duk da haka, akwai lokaci mai yawa don zaɓar matsayin da ke da ƙima a cikin hanyoyin da ba ku taɓa gwadawa ba. So Bakin Baƙi , fim ɗin da zaku taka almara Boston mobster Whitey Bulger don darekta Barry Levinson. Sauti m badass.

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Jira, kun yi belin wannan aikin saboda kudin ba daidai bane , ba? Kada ku damu. To me zai biyo baya? Wani 'Yan fashin teku na Caribbean fim , i mana.

Damn, mutum. Shin kuna da abin cewa da kanku?

Abinda nake tsoro kenan.

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